My Mathematical Life

People ask me, “How is life?”

I say: “Totally screwed up”

They say: “How?”

I say: “You wont understand”

 

So, here is how you explain life in my terms:

 

My Life revolves around work, you go to work and disappear for the whole day… when you get back, you realize that you gotta pay the bills and buy some food… so what you earn is spent on basic necessities.

So,

LIFE = EARNING MONEY + SPENDING MONEY     …………….. (1)

I Earn money by working my ass off at office

EARNING MONEY = WORK    …………….. (2)

My work, ah! talking of it gives me shivers….…. thanks to some multi-level mismanagement, my office life is nothing short of a shithole

WORK = SHIT HOLE      …………….. (3)

Thus, Equation (2) becomes:

EARNING MONEY = WORK = SHITHOLE  ……………. (4)

Once you earn, you gotta spend it on stuff like food, rent etc and these sellers/service providers are vultures that would not only rob you of your money but also feast on whats left on you.

SPENDING MONEY = PREY TO VULTURES    …………….. (5)

Thus, Substituting the values of (4) and (5)  in (1), we get:

LIFE = SHITHOLE + PREY TO VULTURES

- Q.E.D

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